Wednesday, July 20, 2022

British Isles - Day 5

 Giant multinational corporations  drive the homogenization of cuisine around the world.  These massive chains can squeeze out small businesses and endanger the unique culinary customs and traditions. But for all their faults, they have one major upside - consistency. When I had a pack containing everything I brought on the trip on my back and was making the two and a half mile walk to Victoria Coach Station, I knew I could simply walk into Starbucks, scan the app on my phone, and walk out with an iced americano which would taste exactly like the ones I enjoy back at home. So while I know that it's better to sort small independent shops, it really is hard to beat the convenience. 

On the topic of chain cafés: probably more of a London thing than Britain in general, but there are a surprising number of Starbucks here. More so than in other European cities that I've been to. It isn't the most prevalent one though. That title goes to Pret A Manger, which is on practically every corner. 

I was walking to the coach station to board the bus for the day's tour to Stonehenge and Bath. The station was a little hectic,  since many tours and intercity buses were all departing at roughly the same time, but everything worked out.  While leaving London,  the guide began pointing out some interesting locations such as the Victoria and Albert Museum, Harrods, etc. She also talked a bit about pub culture, and although I've experienced it a bit, one new fact stood out.  Apparently,  the term pub is derived from public house. In the olden times, when water was not sanitary to drink, light ales tended to be the beverage of choice. Those who were better at brewing would start to sell to their neighbors, to the public, so hence the name. The ride to Stonehenge is fairly lengthy, about two hours, and after exiting London the guide didn't have much to talk about for a while. The passengers went about 50/50 on napping and using phones. I decided to pass the time catching up on some reading. 

At Stonehenge,  the visitor center is about a mile and a half from the stones.  Shuttles continuously run,  but the walk is through fields and by the ancient borrows,  making it rather enjoyable. Interestingly,  Stonehenge was smaller than I expected. Not small, just smaller. The largest stones are over seven meters tall and the "small" ones weigh about three tons. Also, I discovered that the stones were carved in a peg-and-hole manner, making them interlocking. The surrounding borrows seem like small hills, but very special ones, since they are Neolithic burials. Fun fact about the Stonehenge: it only became public property in the 20th century.  Cecil Chubb happened to buy it at an auction for £6,600, outbidding a farmer who just wanted the land. I say "happened to buy" since he was actually at the auction to buy some curtains. And I thought my impulse purchases could be extreme… However,  after just a couple years, he donated it to the public domain earning himself and his wife knighthood.

From there, we drove to Bath, the location of the only thermal springs in Great Britain. The Celts found it, the Romans built a bathhouse after taking over the area, and it fell into disrepair under the Normans. In the eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries the thermal springs were considered medicinal (an English queen cured her infertility there, even though the king hadn't gone with her…). Later the Roman baths were discovered and restored. Many famous authors spent time there, including Jane Austin and Mary Shelly. 

Bath is also the home of the Sally Lunn bun,  which I learned about from Tasting History. Thanks Max! I thought it would be a small bun which would go well with some coffee, but they turned out to be at least 20 cm in diameter and served with hearty meals. I wasn't quite feeling a large sit down meal, so I found a little café where I picked up a double espresso and a scone with clotted cream. Turns out, when people say British scones are better, it isn't just a matter of the grass being greener on the other side. I've never minded the taste of baking powder on American ones, but without it, the British scones are more buttery and tender. So scones and clotted cream: another item checked off the list and thoroughly enjoyed.

Bath has a very vibrant food scene, with cafés, restaurants, and food shops lining the streets. All sorts of other shops are there also, but they simply aren't as interesting. For lunch, I kept up the British food trend, grabbing a pasty at a stall in the market. Traditional Cornish pasties are meant to be a meal in a pocket. They contain beef, vegetables, and potatoes ensconced in a dough pocket. The pastry's seam is extra durable. Traditionally,  this was meant for coal miners whose hands were dirty. The seam was the handle which could then be discarded. 

My earlier rant about the loss of culinary culture wasn't entirely fair. Although cultural fusion may endanger the 'purity' of certain cuisines, it can also lead to fantastic new mixes. The pasty I had wasn't Cornish per say. It was filled with a spiced vegetable mix containing a hint of curry. As a side effect of the messy history of colonialism (there's a lot to unpack there,  but not in this post) Indian food has a significant market in England. Thus develop blends of Cornish pasties and vegetable samosas,  producing a delicious culinary bastard.

My food adventures didn't end there,  including a pleasant Welsh- brewed IPA and some locally (from the Cotswolds) made ice cream. The region has a significant agricultural output, and made me think back to Clarkson's Farm, a show documenting Jeremy Clarkson attempting to farm. I really do recommend it for a brutally honest view of what farming is truly like. It's included with Amazon Prime Video.

Now,  getting back to the city. Most buildings have facades designed to create a unified view,  practically untouched since they were built in the 18th century. At the center of the oldest part of town is the Bath Abbey, which hosted monks until Henry VIII broke off from the Catholic church. Two local universities happened to be hosting their graduations there, so I didn't get to peek inside, unfortunately. The general vibe of the city is light and relaxed, and I liked it more than what I've seen in London. 




The bus ride back was also a trek, but the four or five hours of bus rides in total were totally worth it to see the two UNESCO World Heritage sites. 


Tuesday, July 19, 2022

British Isles - Day 4

 My first plan for the day was a bike tour, but since that was only at 10:40 and close to my hostel, I used the chance to sleep in a bit longer. Man, that can be nice. I was the first from my group to arrive at the tour shop, about fifteen minutes early, even though I stopped at a small café built into the supports of an above ground railroad.

Usually the bikes at such tours can be a bit sketchy- weak brakes, wobbly handlebars, etc. In this case, I was pleasantly surprised by the condition. The brakes were sharp, wheels turned smoothly, and even the chain didn’t creak. The guide, Chris, was funny and very informative. One of the interesting things he pointed out was the tendency of ‘66:

  • The Norman conquest: 1066 
  • Great Fire of London: 1666
  • Last Soccer World Cup: 1966


Just a fun observation. During the three and half hour tour, we visited many of the most famous destinations that London has to offer. Chris had an almost endless amount of information, so I’ll just mention some of the highlights:

  1. Parliament Square
    1. Big Ben is only the largest of five bells. The tower itself is the Elizabeth Tower.
    2. The Queen isn’t allowed to enter the House of Commons.
  2. Buckingham Palace / Changing of the Guard
    1. The Union Jack only flies above the palace when the royal family isn’t there. Else the family’s standard is raised.
  3. Eye of London
    1. It was assembled horizontally, laying over the Themes, then raised.
  4. St. Paul
    1. As a major symbol of London, it was heavily targeted during the Blitz. However, many firefighters were continuously limiting the damage and men stood on the roof, pushing bombs with timed fuses off before they could explode.
  5. City of London
    1. London, as the major city that most know, consists of thirty-two boroughs. In the middle, there is what is known as “The City of London”, which has its own police force, etc.

Overall the tour was fascinating, even if Chris couldn’t answer an important question of mine: what’s up with the “flake”. Every ice cream van offers a “99”, which is a soft serve vanilla ice cream, always served with a chocolate candy bar. In the evening, after a bit of searching, I found out that it is a Cadbury milk chocolate bar. It’s light, flaky and delicious. The ice cream itself is a fairly standard vanilla soft serve and I actually tried it on Day 3, but I’d forgotten to write about it. During the bike tour I’d seen yet another ice cream truck and unsuccessfully asked. 

The Imperial War Museum was right by the bike tour. While not the most impressive of all military museums that I’ve seen, I still enjoyed it. To be fair, I have visited more than the average person. Probably more than is reasonable, if I’m being entirely honest. But I did enjoy the WWI exhibition, which included many artifacts and some moving personal stories from the battlefield. Also, the very first items one sees are a Harrier Jet, a Spitfire, a car destroyed by an IED, and an armored press vehicle belonging to Reuters that was damaged by the IDF. For each of these, screens told the tale of the machine, often describing the suffering that the people associated with them had to go through. I’ve always enjoyed looking at military machinery, but am well insulated from the horrors of war. Too often the painful nature is hidden by the metal façade, and I only see the machine, losing sight of the brutal purpose of its creation. 

Anyway, on that not-so-positive thought, I later made my way to the Shard, which when built had been the tallest building in Europe. Now it’s been surpassed a number of times. When buying tickets up to the observation deck, one has the option to include a £16 glass of champagne. Surprise, surprise- I didn’t. The first elevator brings you halfway, before a second brings you to the enclosed 69th floor. From there, a short staircase brings you to the open-air 72nd floor. Both levels have bars offering drinks and snacks, but the upper one also has a very good gelato stand. Overpriced, yes, but nevertheless tasty. Fortunately for me, the Tower Bridge happened to open while I was on the observation deck. Really cool sight.

Museums and tourist attractions were closed by the time I got down, but that didn’t stop me from wandering around south London. I made my way to the Globe theater, its original location, and the Millennium Bridge. Later, as I kept wandering, I decided to continue sampling local drinks and went for an English cider. Sweet, easy going, and smooth, making it a great after dinner drink.


Monday, July 18, 2022

British Isles - Day 3

I woke up at 7ish, and spontaneously decided to change my itinerary, booking some timed events for Day 4 and doing most of the things I previously planned. First, I walked over to the Tower of London since it was the first destination to open.  Expecting a huge line, I was there about 15 before opening, making me fifth. The line soon began to build up, but once 9:00 struck, the staff efficiently moved it along. Within the walls of the ancient fortress, which arguably was founded by the Romans, you can explore the history of the castle and its interior buildings. First I saw what I saw as the centerpiece- the White Tower. Standing right in the middle, it dominates the landscape. Inside it was a museum with armor and various weapons. The building had, among its other roles, been the government armory for many years, so it had quite the collection of various pieces. Next, I noticed that there was practically no line for the hall containing the crown jewels. In general, I don’t have too much interest in royalty, curiosity got the best of me and I went to check it out. It’s richer than the Lichtenstein treasury, that’s for sure. Gold, diamonds, and other gems adorned everything. If there isn’t too long of a line, it’s interesting enough to warrant a look, but I wouldn’t wait for too long. I did learn that the coronation crown and the ‘other special event’ crown were different ones. Also, the room that houses the jewels is protected by a bank-vault like door, at least 20 cm thick, with bars that slide out to lock it in place. I was impressed enough that I wanted a photo of the door, but photography was banned there. 






Next, I ran into a “Beefeater” as the local guards are colloquially known and joined his tour. Aside from learning a great deal about all the famous executions that took place there, I also learned that there was a small church containing many of the bodies, called  Chapel Royal of St. Peter ad Vincula. Of course, that was my next destination. It’s really small and unassuming, but pleasant. The Tower of London’s battlements are far from the most impressive I’ve been on, but they afford a great view of the famous Tower Bridge. Also, there is a section about the wild animals that were gifted to the royals, and it had some absurd tales, such as the ostrich that was fed iron nails (and died because of that) or the pipe-smoking baboon. Several towers were dedicated to the history of imprisonment and torture there. Interestingly, the last execution was rather recent- a German spy during the second world war. Lastly, the English mint was in the Tower of London for a while, so they had a building about the mint’s history.

Tower Bridge is just around the corner, so that was the next destination. In addition to the great view, it also has some of the bridge’s history. The ticket includes access to the tops of the towers and to the old steam engines that used to power it. 

Now comes the time when I, as always, praise European public transportation. Coming to London, I knew about the Underground and their bus system, but to my surprise, there is a river taxi called UberBoat. Oyster cards and the Uber app both work apparently, but I used the Oyster card. With it, the access works the same way as the subway - tap before boarding and after coming ashore, with the charge depending on the number of zones traveled.

The goal of my boat trip was Greenwich. There, I immediately set off to the Royal Observatory. First - the Flamsteed House which housed the royal astronomers (like Halley). The museum includes both a description of the household life and a room talking about the history of timekeeping (vital for astronomy). Also, the Meridian Observatory is a must-see. Apparently three of the seven major astronomers there set their own meridians, with the locations of each marked on the walls. The prime meridian is labeled in the street outside. 

Leaving the observatory, I started to head to the Cutty Sark, a replica sail-powered cargo ship. However, I hadn’t realized the difference between the closing time and the last accepted group time, and thus was a little bit too late. Instead, I ended up stopping by the National Maritime Museum and The Queen's House for short visits. 

The UberBoat brought me back to the London Bridge where I found the London Bridge Experience. This was a living history of the bridge, which turned out to have had a great deal of death in its past. And I learned that it’s on the fourth version. The second half of the program is a haunted-house-like thing, which is far less interesting in my opinion.

Afterwards, it was almost 19:00, so I decided to cross London Bridge and went north to wander. Now, much of the museum access I have described so far was purchased using a London Pass, which seems like a worthwhile purchase in this case. Among the other passes, it had one free drink at The Chocolate Cocktail Club and Cafe. As the name implies, it is a Chocolate Cocktail. I’m not one for mixed drinks and this was too sweet for my taste. But it was included and I'm always interested in trying something new. No worries though, since I did end up trying a traditional English beverage after dinner - a Gin and Tonic. I preferred it to the cocktail, but would still sooner take a beer or whisky in the future.


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